Dance with the Devil

[Carl]

Put your fave quotes from the book here...

[Daciana]

not sure if all of these came from DWTD or not, but they are all Zarek quotes.


Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives –Sasha

Zarek: "...life isn't about finding shelter in a storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain...."


"Law of my Jungle, Kill em all and Let Hades sort them out" - Zarek

Zarek:"Oh please, let me give you the job description. Me,Dark-Hunter.You,Daimon.I hit, you bleed. I kill you die."

"Looks like the devil just hiked his ass up to Alaska to see the snow. C'mon, punk, let's dance" - Zarek

"If you want nice, baby, play with you ****ing dog. When your ready to play with a man, then call me." ^Zarek to Astrid

"Stars aren't suppose to cry, they're supposed to laugh." ^Zarek to Astrid

"You know what I love? The sound of Daimon breathing his last breath."

"I'm a Dark-Hunter, and in the grand scheme of things, you don't mean s*** to me."

"This is it, baby, get used to it."

"Dying's easy, it's living thats hard."

"Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil."

"I'm the S.O.B. who's going to put you out of your misery."

[Fan_of_Val]

I always knew Zarek had lots to say. his big mouth is always getting him into trouble isn't it?? kinda like me :P

[Seri]

Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! –Simi

Personally, I think it would be interesting to see just how long your Thanatos would last against my Simi –Ash
He won’t last long akri. Thanatos is barbecue. And I like my barbecue. Just tell me how you want him, akri, normal or extra crispy. I’m partial to extra crispy myself. They crunch louder when deep-fried. Reminds me, I need some bread crumbs –Simi

She never let me have no fun. She a mean goddess! –Simi

‘Return to me Simi.’ Don’t go frying the goddess. Don’t go frying Thanatos. I am not a yo-yo, akri. I am a Simi. I hate it when you get me all excited about going to kill something and then you tell me no. I don’t like that. It boring. You don’t ever let me have any fun anymore. –Simi

And one day I’m going to find a way to rid myself of the beast resting on my back –Ash

It is only with the heart that one can rightly see what is essential is invisible to the eye –Ash

Hey Mike. Rumplestiltskin –Zarek

But you know what, Mr. I-want-to-be-scary-and-am-failing-miserable? –Zarek

Boy don’t take that tone with me remember I’m one of the few people you work for –Sundown

Back off, Scooby. I’ve made boots from bigger and badder wolves than you –Zarek

Are you up? Dressing? –Astrid
No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? –Z
I’m blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you’re kidding –A

Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives –Sasha

Don’t use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice, or I’ll make you wear a cowbell –A

What is it? –A
Arsenic and vomit –Z
Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special –A

Acheron will always sacrifice for his men. It’s what he does –Sasha

Oh, good grief. Grow up. You’re four hundred years old and you’re acting like a whelp. It’s not like he has cooties or anything –A
Yes he does! –Sasha

Zarek? –A
Is there anyone else in this house who can carry you that I need to know about? –Z

My friend died –A
Died how? –Z
Mmm, he had parvo
Isn’t that a dog disease?
Yes. It was tragic
Hey! I resent that! –Sasha
Behave or I will give you parvo –A

What about you, Prince Charming –A

He wished he dared to reach out for a star –Z

Guard our heart, Astrid. I don’t want to see you hurt again –Sasha

The past is dead, Z. Tomorrow will become whatever decision you make here this week –Ash

Astrid, I wish I could be with you –Z

I wonder, whether the stars are set alight in heaven so that one day each one of us may find his own –Z

I’m such a ****ing idiot, wanting a star I can’t have. But then, all stars are beyond human reach and I’m not even human –Z

No wonder men killed for women. He understood that now. Knew why Talon had been willing to die for Sunshine –Z

Am I your rose? –A
Yes, you are my rose. There is only one of you in all the missions of planets and stars –Z

It’s a book of heartbreak and survival. A book of magic, hope and promise. Strange that it would speak to him, isn’t it? –M’Adoc

Would you like to join me? –A
I think I’d look strange in a bikini –Z

[Seri]

Frosty the show-Zarek –A

So, can I eat the red-headed goddess now? –Simi

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. Ad you are old. Really, really old. And a cow too –Simi

See! You’re yelling –Artemis

You better Artemis. Because if you don’t get him under control, the world is going to se the very thing that makes you wake up screaming at night –Ash

Tell me of a happy memory, Zarek. One think in your life that was good –A
You –Z

Nasty blood sucking rats –Jane

Well, lord Debonair and Lady Lethal, if we can have a minute of your time, we do have a psycho to hunt –Allen

I don’t particularly like Squires and I really hate the Blood Rites. So save yourself some pain and don’t speak to me again. Or next time I’ll use a Daimon bolt on you –Syra

For the record, Squire, it would take more man than you to even scratch me –Syra

Save the Squires. I’m taking ******* for a run –Jess

You live, Zarek. For that alone, you deserve some happiness -A

One of them idiot Squires. Hell if I know which one. They all kind of look alike when they’re not yours –Jess

Do you realize, I put my keys in my mouth to pull out my wallet to pay for gas and they froze there? The last thing I want to do is die up here in this godforsaken place at the hands of some freaked out something no one has ever heard of before except for Guido the Killer Squire from Jersey! I swear I want someone’s ass for this –Jess

Tell you what, why don’t you look me up when you’re ready to play with the big boys? –Z

He’s the funny thing at your feet –Jess

What’s going on? –A
Not much. Some invincible ******* is trying to kill me –Z

Dying easy. It’s living that’s hard –Z

Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me –Z

For Apollo’s sake, someone get a hold of Acheron and tell him the Dayslayer is out –Spawn

But what are you going to go without a phone or the snow machine? –Z
Freeze my ass off –Spawn

Where are we going? –A
Up **** creek, sans the paddles –Z
Well, I hope you have a map. I’ve never been there before

I think I may be grateful for my blindness, after all. Something tells me that if I could see the reckless speed you’re driving at, I would probably have a stroke –A

I am not a nympho! I’m a nymph. Nymph. No O. –A

Because I like you, Zarek, and I think anyone other than me would have killed you by now –A

Stay away from me, Sunshine-Boy. I’m in no mood for you today –Ash

You know- my flower, I am responsible for her. She doesn’t even have four thorns to protect herself from harm –Z
Why do you love that book so? –A
Because I want to hear the hells when I look up at the sky. I want to laugh, but I don’t know how

Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I’ll have to barbeque him and make akri angry at me. I don’t want to make akri angry –Simi

[pops32]

Didn't Zarek say: I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it?

[Seri]

Dark-Hunters are good, but very stupid –Simi

Why are you in a dark hole Astrid? Did you fall? –Simi

I would like to barbecue those Olympian gods. They are very tasty. One day, I’m going to eat that redheaded goddess too –Simi

And I particularly like men all of a sudden. But not that one. He’s too dark. I like them blue eyed people ‘cause they remind me of my card. And that Travis Fimel, he mighty fine and makes me want to do things to him other than flame-broil him. He makes me all warm and tingly. –Simi

Tell Fang-Boy I’m not a pet. If he doesn’t take a nicer tone to me, he’s going to be really sorry. –Simi

Wow she’s a camcorder too. How convenient –Z

She’s all paranoid all the time anyway –Simi

I understand all right. I understand the *****-goddess needs the Simi to barbecue her until she learns to be nice to people. I think she’d be rather attractive on fire. I could make her look like that old sea had or something –Simi

No Dark-Hunter would kill their charges. Akri would eat them if they did –Simi

Are you two having some strange human thing that you can’t follow what I’m saying? –Simi

Oh. I guess that’s okay then. Still… you should know something about Thanatos. Him being able to kill you and all –Simi

Nope, akri infallible. Well, except from a couple of things, and we don’t talk about those ‘cause it makes akri cranky. I like that world infallible. Just like me. Infallible –Simi

Nothing ever goes away in the human mind. It just gets misplaced, silly –Simi

I said none of you don’t need to know –Simi

Anyone hurt my akri, I eat them –Simi

If akri would let me I could barbeque him, but since you don’t breath fire it might be kind of hard for you to do that –Simi

We love you, Simi, we’re just scared of your goo –A
Oh, that I understand. Okay, you can live –Simi

Akri done tricked me –Simi

Tell me something good Princess. Tell me what you’ll do when this is over –Z
I’ll miss you, Prince Charming –A

Are you two going to kiss? Maybe I should go upstairs or something –Simi

Sometimes he would sing lullabies to me, too. Akri a good daddy. He takes good care of his Simi –Simi

Nope, he not there, neither –Simi

Hey, Eskimo, is that you? –Jess

Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the Devil. Tonight, it’s your turn –Z

You can’t kill me with a gun –Thanatos
I know, but its fun as hell just shooting you –Z

Dark-Hunters are myths too. But if you cut our heads off we die. What about you? Can you live without your head? I didn’t think so –Z

No, no, no. Akri said you can’t kill Zarek. Bad Thanatos –Simi

Never you mind. Oh, no, you hurt bad, Dark-Hunter. Simi very sorry. We thought you’d come back but then Astrid got worried and made me come seek you. You don’t look very good, though. You were much more attractive earlier. –Simi

I want Akri! I want my daddy! Take me home, Astrid. I need to go home now. I want akri! I don’t want to die without him. I’m scared. Please, please take me home. I just want my daddy –Simi

I won’t leave you here to die –A
It’s okay, Princess. I don’t mind dying for you –Z

Looks like the devil just hiked his ass up to Alaska to see the snow. C’mon, punk, lets dance –Z

Yeah, you should be scared. It sucks when you’re not the baddest thing out there, huh? –Z

Sometimes stars do fall to earth –Ash

Since I answered the phone, my guess is yes, I’m still living –Z

Excuse me? This is Frozen Zarek I’m talking to, right? Not some weird pod person? -Jess
Its me, dickless –Z

Oh, please don’t get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard on with that thought. At least tell me your hatred will last more than five minutes –Ash

You going to be a voyeur, Ash? –Z
Depends. You going to give me something to look at? –Ash

Forgiveness if the better part of valor –Ash

Discretion is easy. Its finding the courage to forgive yourself and others that is hard –Ash

After all, I’m the top of the food chain and you… you’re the food –Ash

So. Sasha is staying at Sanctuary in New Orleans for the time being. Since we’ve been staying at the beach he refused to come ‘see your naked ass’ lest he go blind from it –A

[Seri]

Someone is editing these right? Cause I am just copying them from my word file.

[soleil00]

lmao! Yes lets hope someone edits them... bad spelling errors evil twin...and I am picking each and every one of them out! :D

[Destiny]

//lol ebil sol

[soleil00]

Oh she should be used to it XD I do it constantly...

[Daciana]

lmao! Yes lets hope someone edits them... bad spelling errors evil twin...and I am picking each and every one of them out! :D

well I cant edit your posts but I can edit them when I copy them to my file!

[Dragonheart101]

"Hey Mike, Rumplestiltskin". - Zarek

Kaboom!

[dragonsaphire]

Hey Mike. Rumplestiltskin –Zarek

Wow, we can just pick and choose from Seri....:)

Zarek -"I don't want to be changed. Not by you. Not by anyone."

'' "I could kill you and no one would know."

Sasha -"Here physco hunter, wanna find my teeth in your-"

[Marci]

Oh! Simi is charming!!!
I am crazy about her.

[winters wake]

"Where are we? What happened? And who is this refugee from A Fist Full of Dollars?" ~~Sasha

haha i love that wolf

[Grey]

Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! –Simi

Personally, I think it would be interesting to see just how long your Thanatos would last against my Simi –Ash
He won’t last long akri. Thanatos is barbecue. And I like my barbecue. Just tell me how you want him, akri, normal or extra crispy. I’m partial to extra crispy myself. They crunch louder when deep-fried. Reminds me, I need some bread crumbs –Simi

She never let me have no fun. She a mean goddess! –Simi

‘Return to me Simi.’ Don’t go frying the goddess. Don’t go frying Thanatos. I am not a yo-yo, akri. I am a Simi. I hate it when you get me all excited about going to kill something and then you tell me no. I don’t like that. It boring. You don’t ever let me have any fun anymore. –Simi

And one day I’m going to find a way to rid myself of the beast resting on my back –Ash

It is only with the heart that one can rightly see what is essential is invisible to the eye –Ash

Hey Mike. Rumplestiltskin –Zarek

But you know what, Mr. I-want-to-be-scary-and-am-failing-miserable? –Zarek

Boy don’t take that tone with me remember I’m one of the few people you work for –Sundown

Back off, Scooby. I’ve made boots from bigger and badder wolves than you –Zarek

Are you up? Dressing? –Astrid
No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? –Z
I’m blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you’re kidding –A

Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives –Sasha

Don’t use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice, or I’ll make you wear a cowbell –A

What is it? –A
Arsenic and vomit –Z
Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special –A

Acheron will always sacrifice for his men. It’s what he does –Sasha

Oh, good grief. Grow up. You’re four hundred years old and you’re acting like a whelp. It’s not like he has cooties or anything –A
Yes he does! –Sasha

Zarek? –A
Is there anyone else in this house who can carry you that I need to know about? –Z

My friend died –A
Died how? –Z
Mmm, he had parvo
Isn’t that a dog disease?
Yes. It was tragic
Hey! I resent that! –Sasha
Behave or I will give you parvo –A

What about you, Prince Charming –A

He wished he dared to reach out for a star –Z

Guard our heart, Astrid. I don’t want to see you hurt again –Sasha

The past is dead, Z. Tomorrow will become whatever decision you make here this week –Ash

Astrid, I wish I could be with you –Z

I wonder, whether the stars are set alight in heaven so that one day each one of us may find his own –Z

I’m such a ****ing idiot, wanting a star I can’t have. But then, all stars are beyond human reach and I’m not even human –Z

No wonder men killed for women. He understood that now. Knew why Talon had been willing to die for Sunshine –Z

Am I your rose? –A
Yes, you are my rose. There is only one of you in all the missions of planets and stars –Z

It’s a book of heartbreak and survival. A book of magic, hope and promise. Strange that it would speak to him, isn’t it? –M’Adoc

Would you like to join me? –A
I think I’d look strange in a bikini –Z

You have a very long set of quotes huh. I like some of them.... Thank you for posting.

[Grey]

"Hopeless implies that one time there was hope."
-Zarek

[shakespearianwiccan]

I always liked this one personally.

What is it? –Astrid

Arsenic and vomit –Zarek

Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special –Astrid

:]

[sin_philo]

this it the most famous one but wht the hell "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"-Zarek

[Caitlin4]

Im not sure if Zarek said this but i love it.

" I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every min. of it."

[stormmy]

I'm the top of the food chain and well your the food. Ash to Artie!!! love that line.
Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives –Sasha

[bd84]

Zarek is definatley one of my faves from the series. I think Seri got most of my faves, but heres a few I liked from that book that I don't think I saw....

"In case you haven't noticed, princess, social skills aren't my forte. Hell, you're lucky I'm housebroke." - Zarek to Astrid

"Well... you're not really one of a kind, are you? But you cuter than that other one. He a bad copy of you. He only wishes he was as cute as you are." - Simi to Ash about Styxx.

"Are you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can't follow what I'm saying?" - Simi

[aroguespirit]

"The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon's (Dance With The Devil)